If I Were...

I shamelessly ripped off this idea from Apartment 513, (after  running it by her of course). It's kinda scary how many of our answers matched.  If you want an instant feel-good, I definitely recommend you check out Lacey's blog.  Passionate, spicy attitude, eats up life. Yeah I'm a sucker for this stuff.

If I were a month, I’d be July.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 2am.

If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea otter.

If I were a direction, I’d be South.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an overstuffed sleigh bed.

If I were a liquid, I’d be nectar.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond.

If I were a tree, I’d be a majestic Redwood.

If I were a tool, I’d be a chisel.

If I were a flower, I’d be an orchid.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunshine.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Steinway grand piano.

If I were a color, I’d be red.

If I were an emotion, I’d be passion.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a mango.  

If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.

If I were an element, I’d be water.

If I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari.

If I were a food, I’d be liquid honey.

If I were a place, I’d be Paris.

If I were a material, I’d be leather.

If I were a taste, I’d be spicy.

If I were a scent, I’d be musk.  

If I were an object, I’d be a mountain.

If I were a body part, I’d be your smile.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a wink.

If I were a song, I’d be "I'll Be" (Edwin McCain)

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Doc Martens.

What would you be?