I Love the Smell of Sawdust in the Morning

Today was my second vacation day off this week.  And what better way to spend it than work around the house?  (I mean really what else are you going to do on vacation, relax?)  Pfft!

This is the time of year I trade my pen for power tools, kick up a little mess and make some noise.  Okay, sometimes a lot of noise.  The major renovations are finished inside the house apart from some trimwork I have to do, so it was time for some construction outside.

Sandy's off this week as well, and while she was gardening I got to work building and installing a trellis against the house....

My weapon of choice, a beveled mitre saw. 12 inches,

'cause size does matter (I'm such a dog, huh?) lol

hand's not as close to the blade as it looks

we start by taking down the little gurly-man structure...

and fasten supports the the side of the house with a hammer drill..

"SAY ELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Feelin' lucky punk?

done baby, done

This weekend I have three more panels to install on the back of the house and a free-standing trellis to frame, then we stain the deck in a couple weeks. Always something to do.

So what did you guys do today?

Reflecting

You were my 'first', my best.  I never knew unconditional love until you came along.  I shared all my deepest secrets, you never told anyone.  You listened when I was upset, never once interrupted and kept the same knowing smile on your face always.  We shared my bed every night and snuggled close through the best and worst days.  You kept me warm and comforted, and always loved me back. 

Every day was fun.  We knew it couldn't last, that the world wasn't made for us to be together long.  And when the day came that I had to let you go, cast you aside, I think you knew why. You came into my life for a reason and were a huge part of who I became.  And although we've long since parted, please always remember. 
You were the best teddy bear a boy could ever ask for.


I've heard some intense things this past week, so my mind's taking a break here for a while.  We all lose our innocence in life, some lost it too soon.  This is for you.

Won't Get Fooled Again

On April Fools' Day my blogging friend Jenni (check out her site, she's awesome!) wrote a post about some of the foolish things she's done.  I thought "Hell, I could write a friggin' novel with the stupid shit that's happened to me".  So here's the short-list of some of the mistakes, regrets, weird and foolish things I've experienced in my life.  I'm adding to this list daily, so don't be surprised to see a Part Two in the near future.

• got chased by a viscious weiner dog in Switzerland
• almost burned down my in-law's house. It's a long story involving a nesting bird which you can find here, along with the weiner dog story
• wasted half a day with a friend backpacking through London looking for White Hant Road.  No one could tell us where it was.  Why?  Because White Hart Road was mis-spelled on the effing map! Epic vacation fail.
• stayed on a toboggan after jumping a hill and broke my tailbone when I landed
• munched the top of a cube van I was driving while on delivery years ago
• some time ago I mentioned that I had sex on the edge of a cliff.  What I didn't tell you at the time was that our friends came out of the bushes afterwards and gave us a surprise standing ovation. Embarrassed?  Actually no.
• dug a massive hole to China in our strawberry garden when I was about five
• started chopping down the birch tree in front of our house with the back of a claw hammer when I was about seven.  I told my mom I was going to chop the tree down, guess she didn't believe me.
• Grade Two.  Shauna, my first crush.  (Damn she was cute)!  I wrote a love note and asked the kid at the desk behind me to pass it to her.  Instead he opened it and read it aloud to the whole class.  Little turd.
• when I was twenty-two I was propositioned by a stunning redhead who was a friend of the family.  This wasn't some mistaken gesture on my part, she was very upfront about wanting to sleep with me.  She was ten years older and married. I didn't go through with it, just because it was the right thing to do doesn't mean I still don't think about it and kick myself sometimes.
• around that same time I took a bus trip with a group from work to a club called Lulu's, which at the time had the longest bar in the world.  We had all sorts of booze and illicit goods on that bus, and by the time we got to the bar I was completely hammered. I kinda stumbled my way around trying my best not to look drunk (yeah right), until it came time to use the washroom.  Let me see if I can paint this picture for you.  You walk into the men's room.  On the left side of the room are the sinks, on the right side of the room, directly opposite the sinks are the urinals.  Dividing the two is a half-height wall that you can walk around, with an upright post on either end and one in the middle.  Follow me? So I did my thing (okay fine I went pee), then walked around to the sinks and washed my hands. When I turned around I saw the backs of the guys who were at the urinals and I thought it was a reflection of the backs of the guys who were at the sinks.  So here I am thinking I'm looking into a mirror and I can't see my reflection (remember at this point I'm shit-faced drunk).  My friend was with me and I started trippin'.  I mean I was freaking out.  "Aaahhhh!!!!"  He asks me what's wrong.  "I can't see myself!"  "Don't worry", he says. "You're right here."  And I calmed down immediately.       
• Italy.  Missed the last train in the middle of Godforsaken nowhere and had to hitchhike in the countryside, at night, back to town.  The only time I ever hitchhiked and I just had to pick a foreign country.
• got my butt waxed.  Yeah, now the whole world knows. Yeah, it hurt like a bitch.  And Hell no, I'm never doing it again. Ladies I don't know how you do it.  And a Brazilian?  Fuggetaboutit! (Although we men certainly appreciate the effort).
• here's the scene.  Parked late at night with my girlfriend in some remote spot on a beautiful summer's night.  The moonroof is open, stars twinkling in a cloudless sky.  Soft romantic music is playing on the radio, moonlight washing over our unclothed bodies as we breathlessly bask in the afterglow of a steamy session. It's the perfect moment.  The music drifting from the speakers is interrupted by the faintest whimper as I get 'myself' caught in my zipper.

          Damn that hurts.

Secret Friday

Happy Friday everyone! In some parts of the world a few of you have already begun your weekend so I hope it's off to a good start.

Welcome to the eighteenth installment of Secret Friday, a chance to anonymously share some secrets and/or fantasies you've been keeping to yourself. Some are uplifting, some are heartbreaking and some are just plain naughty.

All are valid.

If you get something from this I hope you'll consider hosting one on your blog as well. Feel free to copy and paste the guidelines below if you choose. All I ask is that you keep a regular eye on your feedback; contributions can be intense sometimes and people writing in need to be respected. It's very important. If you decide to do this on your blog please, please let me know. If we link to each other I think we could start something great.

Here's how it works:

1) This is open to anyone who wishes to participate, from regular follower to casual visitor.

2) Post a secret or fantasy anonymously, no names please. It can be anything from mild to wild, anything goes. All I ask is that it's true. You can post as many as you're comfortable with.

3) I don't plan to censor content or language. However I do reserve the right to remove anything which appears to be posted with the sole intent of offending. I also reserve the right not to remove content that may be considered controversial. It's a fine line sometimes.

4) If you're someone who is easily offended by swearing or sexual content you may not want to read through the comments. I have no idea where this will go and won't be reviewing comments until after they are posted.

5) Feedback directed towards me is welcome, anonymously or otherwise.

6) As always I'd like everyone to please refrain from commenting on what someone else has written; what may seem trivial to you can be very personal to someone else. Everyone has feelings and I want to see them respected, therefore inappropriate remarks will be removed. Fortunately this hasn't been an issue and I'd like to thank all of you for that.

And now to it...

Attitude

"It isn't what happens to us that causes us to suffer; it's what we say to ourselves about what happens."

-Pema Chodron



Photo credit here

Weirdness

click to enlarge

(Warning: if you're looking for any sign of intelligence, look elsewhere)


I get my best and worst ideas in the shower.  Case in point: there I was a few minutes ago, washing away the sudsy remnants of a hellish day, when the thought occurred to me.  "Hmm, maybe I should start another blog.  Maybe call it Bob Blog Glob".  If for no other reason than the alliteration made me laugh my ass off.  (Hey towards the end of the day, things have a way of seeming funnier than they are.  Work with me here).  It could be a place where I jot down my quick, mindless thoughts that have nothing much to do with anything really.  Yeah, why don't I do this? 

Because it's already been done in some little thing called Twitter. (Why am I not on it?) 

Oh right, 'cause it's addictive that's why. 


Nevermind.

I Want It All Baby!

Man, this is SO me!

I'm Curious

When I discuss a situation with someone I'm almost always looking for an opinion or advice. Sometimes I'll talk to a few people to get different points of view. My weakness lies making decisions based on logic rather than emotion. The head's almost always right, but the heart is usually easier to follow.

It's widely accepted that when men talk to others about their problems they're looking for advice, whereas when women discuss their problems they're more commonly wanting to be heard than looking for a solution.

What's your opinion on this? When you talk to someone about your troubles are you looking for advice, or just an ear to listen?




Edited 8:57am April 12.
Photo credit here.

Update: Free For All Fridays

I had some great feedback for my Free For All Fridays suggestion (see my April 7th post here).  So if you're interested in reading what others wish they could say on their own blogs but can't, you may have your chance because I've decided to go ahead with it.

Many of you said you'd like to read them, but in order for this to work I need some contributions.  If you'd like to participate please e-mail me at barrysquotations[at]gmail[dot]com. All submissions will be kept 100% confidential.

Hope to hear from you guys!

Murphy's Law Strikes Again

Had a nice day off work today, got a few things done.  I brought the car to the dealership this morning to get the winter tires changed over to the summers.  Six hours later it snows for the first time in a month and a half.

What the fuck.

Awards Link

This isn't actually a post.  I've been meaning to clean up my sidebar forever and wanted to condense my blogging awards into one spot that I could link to.  So this is it.

                          Submitted by Jennifer at I Know, Right?

Submitted by Melanie at Melanie's Randomness.

Submitted by Jennifer at I Know, Right?

Submitted by Jill at Life After College, Jess at And My Reflection Troubles Me and Leviana at Love and a Coffee Shop.

Submitted by Leah.

Submitted by Melanie at Melanie's Randomness, and Jennifer at I Know, Right?

Happy Award submitted by Ari at The Happy Cactus, Sandy at Getting Fit and Loving It and Tony at Nut in a Lifeshell

Submitted by Jennifer at I Know, Right?

Summitted by Jennifer at I Know, Right? and Jamie at Life as I Know It

Submitted by Nina at Ballerina's Closet Obsession

Submitted by Jennifer at I Know, Right?

Submitted by High Heel Life

Submitted by Jade

Thanks to all of you who sent these to me, they definitely brighten my day!

Secret Friday

         what is it about biting the lower lip that's so irresistibly sexy?

Happy Friday everyone! In some parts of the world a few of you have already begun your weekend so I hope it's off to a good start.

Welcome to the seventeenth installment of Secret Friday, a chance to anonymously share some secrets and/or fantasies you've been keeping to yourself. Some are uplifting, some are heartbreaking and some are just plain naughty.

All are valid.

If you get something from this I hope you'll consider hosting one on your blog as well. Feel free to copy and paste the guidelines below if you choose. All I ask is that you keep a regular eye on your feedback; contributions can be intense sometimes and people writing in need to be respected. It's very important. If you decide to do this on your blog please, please let me know. If we link to each other I think we could start something great.

Here's how it works:

1) This is open to anyone who wishes to participate, from regular follower to casual visitor.

2) Post a secret or fantasy anonymously, no names please. It can be anything from mild to wild, anything goes. All I ask is that it's true. You can post as many as you're comfortable with.

3) I don't plan to censor content or language. However I do reserve the right to remove anything which appears to be posted with the sole intent of offending. I also reserve the right not to remove content that may be considered controversial. It's a fine line sometimes.

4) If you're someone who is easily offended by swearing or sexual content you may not want to read through the comments. I have no idea where this will go and won't be reviewing comments until after they are posted.

5) I'll be participating as well. (After sixteen of these I have to dig deeper!)

6) Feedback directed towards me is welcome, anonymously or otherwise.

7) As always I'd like everyone to please refrain from commenting on what someone else has written; what may seem trivial to you can be very personal to someone else. Everyone has feelings and I want to see them respected, therefore inappropriate remarks will be removed. Fortunately this hasn't been an issue and I'd like to thank all of you for that.

And now to it...

Opinions Needed For An Idea On A New Feature

Whether during conversation with some of you or through reading your blogs, if there's one commonality I've found it's the desire to have more freedom to write as we choose.  Very few of us are anonymous; we have family, friends, co-workers who read us and thus we tend to be very selective as to what we write. I know some of you who have dozens of readers, yet there's still that one person that causes you to think twice about what you say.

So, in the spirit of Secret Friday and as an extension of that idea, I propose 'Free For All Fridays'.  This would be a chance for you to submit anything you wish you could write about on your own blog but can't for whatever reason.  I would then post it 100% anonymously.

This is the committment I make to you:

-I won't ask why you prefer not to write it on your own blog, or ask you to provide any further background
-I won't censor content or change the text, it will appear as you've submitted.  If for some reason I feel a strong need to make an alteration I will always ask first.
-Length of the post doesn't matter.
-It could be about any subject, and can take the form of a true story, fantasy, poem etc.
-I understand that because this is going through me first, you'll most likely feel a need to hold back on disclosing certain information. I respect that and wouldn't take it personally.
-Those of you who know me, know how much I honour privacy.  I promise I will never reveal your name. Ever.

This will not take the place of Secret Fridays but would either run alternately or in conjunction with it depending on the amount of feedback I get.

For those of you who think this sounds like something you might want to participate in but are on the fence, visit the posts each week and see how this plays out until you're comfortable.  If this is something you think you'd like to contribute to at some point, please let me know by e-mail.  Whether or not I recognize your e-mail address I won't ask who you are.  'Free For All Fridays' is about the post, not the name behind it.

Please let me know what you think.  I'll move forward with this based on the response I receive.

I'm an Aunt!

I'll explain this in a minute.

Easter weekend.  Sandy and I headed out Friday morning to visit her sister and family in Owen Sound, a town about 120 miles Northwest of Toronto.  The drive usually takes about three hours, three and a half on weekends such as this when the cops are out.  God I hate doing the speed limit.

I took a few photos during the trip...

         Rufus,a Goldendoodle (Retreiver/Poodle mix), impossibly
         huggable. We ran and wrestled a lot.

            Scooter, a Cavashon (Bijon Frise/King Charles Cavalier
            spaniel mix).  I didn't wrestle with him as I was afraid I'd
            break him in half.  Which I didn't think would make him twice
            as cute.

He'd chew my ankles off if he knew I was posting this.  Like it's not

humiliating enough that someone removes your happy bits, they

just HAVE to stick a cone on your head.

He spent a lot of time doing this.  Hey if I had the ability to lick

myself and couldn't I'd be bummed too.

My Life As an Aunt...

Some of you have remarked that I seem to be very in touch with my feelings. This is something which isn't usually perceived as a typically male trait, but I'm okay with agreeing as I have plenty of masculine thoughts (some of which won't see the light of day here as they're deliciously out of keeping with this blog). However this little guy took that whole 'getting in touch with your feminine side' thing way too far...

Meet Declan, Sandy's niece's (Rhonda's) four-year-old son.  We were playing 'baseball' in the backyard, and every time he wanted me to throw the ball he'd say, "Yeddy auntie Bawey?"  Which was a verbal way of ripping out my testicles and throwing them out in the trash with Scooter's.  I was afraid I'd wake up in the morning with a cone on my head.

Sandy's sister Maureen and her niece Rhonda declined pictures as they weren't feeling photogenic.  Declan's twin brother Derek declined a picture because...I don't know, he's four.  Who the hell knows what's going through a four-year-old's mind?

Friday night Sandy and I stayed at The Doctor's Inn bed and breakfast, an 1876 Victorian Inn...

Owners Laurie and Steve were our gracious hosts...

Breakfast in the dining room...

consisted of homemade cinnamon buns, juices, bacon and Belgian waffles with whipped cream and fresh fruit.  My plate...

Saturday morning we all went to the local museum for an Easter egg hunt.  If you want to see the definition of awkward watch me attempt to pick up and hold onto a four-year-old boy.  About as graceful as a one-armed man trying to juggle a dozen penguins. No picture, sorry. 

But here's the Easter egg hunt, for ages four and under.  Picture a swarm of 35 pound locusts in pastels and diapers decending on a field, half with no clue of what they're looking for, and you get the idea.

Just what these kids need, more sugar and caffiene...

After the hunt we left for home.  Some photos I took along the way...

At one point we passed by a wind farm.  The wind turbine generators stretched out for miles, there seemed to be hundreds of them...

We arrived home Saturday afternoon, freshened up and went back out a couple hours later for Easter dinner at my brother Steve and his fiance Bobbi's home.  With both sides of the family there we had about nineteen people.  Overall a good time. 

Secret Friday

Happy Friday everyone! In some parts of the world a few of you have already begun your weekend so I hope it's off to a good start.

I'd like to thank all of you for your feedback on my thoughts in last week's post.  Secret Fridays is something I prefer to take a step back from and let you guys run with.  Still it's important to me to stay connected with all of you, to make sure this continues to be something in which we all benefit in our own way.  So I'll probably periodically revisit this.  Of course your input is always welcome.

And so we begin the sixteenth installment of Secret Friday, a chance to anonymously share some secrets and/or fantasies you've been keeping to yourself. Some are uplifting, some are heartbreaking and some are just plain naughty.

All are valid.

If you get something from this I hope you'll consider hosting one on your blog as well. Feel free to copy and paste the guidelines below if you choose. All I ask is that you keep a regular eye on your feedback; contributions can be intense sometimes and people writing in need to be respected. It's very important. If you decide to do this on your blog please, please let me know. If we link to each other I think we could start something great.

Here's how it works:

1) This is open to anyone who wishes to participate, from regular follower to casual visitor.

2) Post a secret or fantasy anonymously, no names please. It can be anything from mild to wild, anything goes. All I ask is that it's true. You can post as many as you're comfortable with.

3) I don't plan to censor content or language. However I do reserve the right to remove anything which appears to be posted with the sole intent of offending. I also reserve the right not to remove content that may be considered controversial. It's a fine line sometimes.

4) If you're someone who is easily offended by swearing or sexual content you may not want to read through the comments. I have no idea where this will go and won't be reviewing comments until after they are posted.

5) I'll be participating as well. (After fifteen of these I have to dig deeper!)

6) Feedback directed towards me is welcome, anonymously or otherwise.

7) As always I'd like everyone to please refrain from commenting on what someone else has written; what may seem trivial to you can be very personal to someone else. Everyone has feelings and I want to see them respected, therefore inappropriate remarks will be removed. Fortunately this hasn't been an issue and I'd like to thank all of you for that.

And now to it...