More Things That Make You Go Hmmm......

Okay guys, as promised...........


If I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section is, would it defeat the purpose?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?

What's another word for synonym?

Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, would they garnish his wages?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked or homeless?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they need to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put braille on drive-through bank machines?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?

If a Smurf is choking, how can you tell? What colour does he turn?


My brain hurts now.