"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
For all of us who have had too many serious things to think about lately...
-why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
-why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
-why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-whose idea was it to put an 's' in the word lisp?
-why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-how do dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
-why is it that in winter we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
More to come soon.