Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Things That Make You Go Hmm....

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
-Steven Wright

For all of us who have had too many serious things to think about lately...

-why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
-why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
-why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-whose idea was it to put an 's' in the word lisp?
-why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-how do dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
-why is it that in winter we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

More to come soon.



  1. I am perplexed. I have no idea!! I love the Tarzan one & the Kamikaze pilot. hehe. Thanks for the smile!

  2. These are great things to ponder. Lol. The Superman one actually did make me think for a minute. I love that illustration too! :)

  3. Melanie: Anytime, glad to put a smile on your face!

    Jennifer: I know, right? (heh heh)

    If I could only count the number of times I've felt like that guy in the picture...